Funny Things

Here are some funny things conversations that we have had lately:

Me: "Lauren, I need you to wash your hands.  You just ate a very sticky ring pop."

Lauren: "Mom, I already washed them with my wet tongue."

I got Lauren out of the bath and wrapped her in her hooded towel.  When I do this she often acts like a little baby.  

Me: "Come here little baby"

Lauren: "I'm not a baby, mom.  I'm a people!"

Lauren: "Mom, where are we going?"

Me: "To the bank."

Lauren: "Do they have bathrooms there?"

Me: "Yes, why?  Do you need to go potty?"

Lauren: "No Sparkles, my pet nunicorn does."

She is one funny little kid!